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Bad Credit Loan

Doesn't it always seem as if the very people who need financial assistance the most have the hardest time finding it? There is a quick bad credit loan, but should these people really risk what little they have on this all-too-fleeting financial aid? Lets see...

Bad credit loan - float down the river

This is a story about a water beetle named Gup, who was on his way down the river to visit his sick Dad when he ran into a fast bad credit loan he'd not soon forget! Gup was a very big beetle, about an inch long, but his size didn't make it easy for him to get down the river. everyone told him that he should just 'let go and flow,' but he was very strong and was determined to make it to his Dad's lily pad in very good time. He wasn't even stopping for a bathroom break. Well, at least that was Gup's plan...

Gup was floating down the river but grew impatient. it hadn't rained in these hills for weeks and the river wasn't moving that fast. So, Gup began to paddle his tiny legs, faster and faster until he was really picking up speed. Well, Gup[ got into a little trouble - it was bound to happen. Gup was paddling so fast that when one of his legs got caught between a rock and a floating leaf, his leg got mangled.

Gup pulled over as fast as he could but couldn't contain his agony and he yelled, cursed and screamed until finally a dragon fly took notice and swooped down to hover over Gup awhile...

"What happened? Are you OK, little fella?" Asked the dragon fly, whose name happened to be 'Fly.'

Gup told Fly his story and after Fly examined his wounded leg, he told him that he knew a doctor who lived in the tree.

"I'm just a little water beetle! I don't have health insurance or anything. I can't afford a doctor. I can't afford even a lily pad of my own. You think I can afford to see a doctor!?" Said Gup ,getting quite hysterical.

"Hey, calm down now... You have job, don't you?" Asked Fly.

"Yea, but I haven't saved very much at all..." Replied Gup.

"That's Ok. Because as long as you've worked for more than three months you can get a bad credit loan! With a bad credit loan you can get enough cash for a doctor to fix your mangled leg!" Said Fly, as he hovered above.

"A bad credit loan? What in the forest are bad credit loans?!" Asked Gup.

"Why a bad credit loan is a cash advance that you can get online within about 24 hours or less. Usually, you can get a bad credit loan for about $500 or even more. That should help you. I have a computer at my house, take a load off and apply for a bad credit loan over at my place."

"Well, a bad credit loan sound's like a pretty good idea. I guess if you're really in a pickle a bad credit personal loan could be the way to go. It's too bad that I can't get to my Dad's - he's sure to give me a loan for free!"

"Well, why didn't you say so - climb on my back and I'll take you to him! A bad credit loan is expensive at $20 to $30 for every $100 that you may borrow, anyway!"

Wait - what in the heck just happened? What...whats going on here? Sorry people, this is Payday Or Bust, not happy freak-our magical hour with Gregor Padowitz. Now, back to the fast loan show!

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