Cash Advances

Cash advances will pick you up on their way to the bank- but they also might drive around in circles wastin' all yer time! Poke yer head in the window first and ask those sneaky cash advances just where exactly they're goin'.



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Cash Advances Pretty Dances

We're out here on the open road to get away from all the problems and drama of life. So, why do we keep getting ride offers from cash advances? Because there's so many of them, that's why! I reckon that soon enough the cash advances will take over the world. That's why we need to band together so that when they come a bangin' on the door, we'll be good and prepared for the onslaught.

When Cash Advances start lookin' mighty good

Here on the road we often get hit with a "dry spot" when we don't see a payday for a long time. Then our minds can start playing tricks on us. Ugly cash advances can begin looking darn good. They talk to us in flowery tones tellin' us how sweet we are and how much we deserve cash advances. We might even be desperate enough to believe all these lies, especially coming from such a "purdy"payday loan. Beware traveller 'cause those pesky cash advances are just using their wiles to hook us! Close your eyes and give your head a good shake, then look again- you'll see that it ain't quite what it seems.

Seein' em for who they really are

If you're gonna be out beaten the streets you've gotta dummy- up a little bit and quit being so gosh darn naive! Here's what cash advances really look like:

Even if you do have the job and bank account stuff covered, well they're probably gonna get ya with all the fees they charge. Turns out that only about 1% of the people who take out these fast cash advances actually pay them off in two weeks, that means that you got a good chance too of getting caught in a web of payday loans. Hooray!

Hooray? Why would you be happy about fallin' into the debts and dangers of payday cash advances? Well, maybe you're a little like me, live life on the wild side. you find a can of beans, it don't matter where it come from or whats growing inside - thats dinner! Out here on the road you just have to take what you can get, even if you know things can only get worse.


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