Fast Loan

Fast Loan - Hitchin With The Ferrari

there you stand on the great payday highway of life, walking, dragging your feet down the road under the weight and pressure of uncontrollable debt. And then it happens, a loan finally stops to give you a lift - a small life, but anything will do. Except this time, its not just any old loan - its a fast loan. KABOOM! Off you go speeding down the pavement before you even have time to really enjoy the fast payday loan in your account. Blitzing around corners, thundering down the straightaways, outrunning cops and leaving the ground at every single bump in the road. Whoo hoooo!

And then the fast loan comes to a stop

You're slammed face first against that angular window - forgot to put on that seat belt when you got into that fast loan, didn't you. The driver,m the good samaritan that picked you up and got you to where you needed to be, suddenly turns to you and demands your entire paycheck as repayment for the single fast cash loan.

My entire paycheck? You've got to be kidding me! Thanks for the fast loan and all, but seriously - it wasn't that good. The lender is unsympathetic, staring at you cool from behind reflective shades, and he taps the outside of the door. You lean over, you read the small print covered by a lawyer of excited dust:

This is a fast loan

to be repaid at your next paycheck

at $20 per $100 borrowed.

You borrowed $500 ( everyone does it), so that a $100 fee. $600 - the guy is right - you earn $600 with every paycheck. Gadzooks! Who'd have thought a fast loan would be so expensive! BUt your lender laughs, puts the petal to thee metal his $400,000 piece of high velocity machinery and vanishes. He knew the cost of your fast loan, and thats why he's the one dishing 'em out.

You never know what you're stepping into

So you're standing there, on the side of the road even further back than where you last stood, chewing on dust form your past fast loan - good god, is this the end? What does one do when faced with complete financial annihilation? With zero money in the bank and a whole two weeks to wander without a single penny to their name? How in the world are people supposed to even cope with the demands of these fast loans?`

You start walking, thats what you do, because another fast loan will only make your party go bust.

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